Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.
Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.
What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
Do kleptomaniacs help themselves, because they can't help themselves?
Why is 'Charlie' short for 'Charles' if they are both the same number of letters?
How do you get out club soda stains?
Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?
Why can't we tickle ourselves?
Why arn't marbles made of marble?
Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?
What is the speed of dark?
Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?
Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?
If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?
Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?
If a slice of bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Is it okay to shoot tourists during tourist season?
If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?
Why do they call a building a buildingwhen it is alread built?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
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