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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Would you kill for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?

If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why do people sing "Take me out to the ball game" when they are already there?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What do you use to clean soap?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

How can there be an all natural boneless chicken brest?

Did they have antiques in the olden days?

How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

Why arn't marbles made of marble?

If the Cincinatti Reds were the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


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