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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Which way does a compass point in space?

How can there be an all natural boneless chicken brest?

Why is the only way to get a clear conscience to have a bad memory?

Why is it that night falls, but day breaks?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then is congress the opposite of progress?

Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of dark?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?

If you strangle a smurf what color would it turn?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?

if nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan?

What is the opposite of opposite?

Why aren't greyhounds grey?


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