Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.
Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.
Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?
How far east can you go before you are heading west?
Is "tired old cliche" one?
If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?
Why is it that the word "phonetic" isn't spelled that way?
If people from Poland are called ""poles"" are people from Holland called ""holes?""
What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?
Do cemetery workers always the graveyard shift?
Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?
Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?
Why is 'Charlie' short for 'Charles' if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is lemonade made made of artificial ingredients, while dish washing detergent contains real lemons?
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Whay do you park on a drive way and drive on a parkway?
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Why is the third hand on your watch called the second hand?
If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?
How come the word "one" has a "w" sound in it, but the word "two" does not?
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