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Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

Is it wrong for a vegetarian to eat animal crackers?

Can you plan to be spontaneous?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap that is operated by a mouse?

Is there an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?

If seven-elevens are always open, why do they have locks on their doors?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?

What do you use to clean soap?

What is the opposite of opposite?

Can you eat swiss cheese from the inside out?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why they don't fall through the floor?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?

Why is common sense so uncommon?

Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?

When sign makers go on strike, what do their signs say?

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