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Humor - These random funny questions will make you laugh and they will make you think. They are designed to be thought provoking and entertaining. They are clever and engaging. Most of all they are just a fun bunch of questions.


Random humorous, amusing and thought provoking questions and ponderables.

Why do they call them apartments if they are so close together?

If fat people go skinny dipping, shouldn't they call it ''chunky dunking''?

Did they have antiques in the olden days?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap that is operated by a mouse?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?

How can there be an all natural boneless chicken brest?

Why is it that a wise man and a wise guy are total different?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?

If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then is congress the opposite of progress?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why is chocolate not considered a vegetable, since chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram?"

Do bald people use soap or shampoo on their head?

Why do Pharmacies make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front check out counter?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

if nothing sticks to teflon what makes th teflon stick to the pan?

Can you cry under water?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?


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