Twenty-Five Random Quotes. This is an additional resource. It contains 25 quotes chosen at random from our data base. Some are humorous some are amusing while many are serous and educational. You can submit quotes for consecration along with your questions.
When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging, when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. - Al Capone
Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it. - Edmund Hillary
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. - Jack Handey
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt
The race may go to the swift and the contest may go to the strong. But the battle always goes to the last man standing. - Ptolemy III Euergetes
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
I cannot emphasize enough the importance of a good teacher. - Temple Grandin
Let me warn you, if you start chasing after views, you'll be left without bread and without views. - Nikolai Gogol
Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar
History is written by the winners – Napolean Bonaparte
Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! - Troy McClure
Honey, I'd love to reassure you, but right now Mommy needs a tetanus shot. - Marge Simpson
When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness - Alexis de Tocqueville
After months of want and hunger, we suddenly found ourselves able to have meals fit for the gods, and with appetites the gods might have envied. - Ernest Shackleton
I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand. - Al Capone
Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class. - Al Capone
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol
I was warmed by the sun, rocked by the winds and sheltered by the trees as other Indian babes. I was living peaceably when people began to speak bad of me. Now I can eat well, sleep well and be glad. I can go everywhere with a good feeling. - Geronimo
I d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. - Fead Allen
Everything comes too late for those who only wait. – Elbert Hubbard
It is only by doing things others have not that one can advance. - George Patton
Character is power. - Booker T Washington
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them. - J K Rowling
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
