Twenty-Five Random Quotes. This is an additional resource. It contains 25 quotes chosen at random from our data base. Some are humorous some are amusing while many are serous and educational. You can submit quotes for consecration along with your questions.
Man's unique reward, however, is that while animals survive by adjusting themselves to their background, man survives by adjusting his background to himself. - Ayn Rand
Sometimes a friend just needs a listening ear- Vincent Van Gogh
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. - Will Rogers
I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it. - Kirstie Alley
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything - George Carlin
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen
Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded his empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for him. - Napolean Bonaparte
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business. – Henry Ford
Honey, I'd love to reassure you, but right now Mommy needs a tetanus shot. - Marge Simpson
I was no chief and never had been, but because I had been more deeply wronged than others, this honor was conferred upon me, and I resolved to prove worthy of the trust. - Geronimo
It is only by doing things others have not that one can advance. - George Patton
The atomic bomb made the prospect of future war unendurable. It has led us up those last few steps to the mountain pass; and beyond there is a different country. - J. Robert Oppenheimer
It turned out that the things that I liked I could not afford and the things that I could afford I did not particularly like. - Stefan Sagmeister
Entrepreneurial profit is the expression of the value of what the entrepreneur contributes to production. - Joseph A. Schumpeter
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. - Isaac Asimov
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
If children have the ability to ignore all odds and percentages, then maybe we can all learn from them. When you think about it, what other choice is there but to hope? We have two options, medically and emotionally: give up, or Fight Like Hell. - Lance Armstrong
Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter. - Francis Bacon
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
Everyone, left to his own devices, forms an idea about what goes on in language which is very far from the truth. - Ferdinand de Saussure
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it - Jack Handey
Every great and deep difficulty bears in itself it's own solution. It forces us to change our thinking in order to find it. - Neils Bohr
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes. - Jack Handey
