Twenty-Five Random Quotes. This is an additional resource. It contains 25 quotes chosen at random from our data base. Some are humorous some are amusing while many are serous and educational. You can submit quotes for consecration along with your questions.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic. - Jack Handey
Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it - - William Faulkner
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
The uniform, constant and uninterrupted effort of every man to better his condition, the principle from which public and national, as well as private opulence is originally derived, is frequently powerful enough to maintain the natural progress of things toward improvement, in spite both of the extravagance of government, and of the greatest errors of administration. Like the unknown principle of animal life, it frequently restores health and vigour to the constitution, in spite, not only of the disease, but of the absurd prescriptions of the doctor. – Adam Smith
A gossip is one who talks to you about others; a bore is one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself - Lisa Kirk
There are no such things as limits to growth, because there are no limits on the human capacity for intelligence, imagination and wonder. – Ronald Regan
The race may go to the swift and the contest may go to the strong. But the battle always goes to the last man standing. - Ptolemy III Euergetes
All money is a matter of belief. - Adam Smith
I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have. - Leonardo da Vinci
You see, my ambition was not to confound the engineering world but simply to create a beautiful piece of art. - Kit Williams
Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded his empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for him. - Napolean Bonaparte
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. -John Steward
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horac Man
Numerical superiority is of no importance. The victory will always go to the superior tactician. - George A Custer.
Marge! Taking The Boy across state lines! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths! - Homer Simpson
Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another. - Adam Smith
I cannot think that we are useless or God would not have created us. There is one God looking down on us all. We are all the children of one God. The sun, the darkness, the winds are all listening to what we have to say. - Geronimo
Competition is the final price determinant and competitive prices may result in profits which force you to accept a rate of return less than - Alfred P Sloanyou hoped for, or for that matter to accept temporary losses.
I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have. - Leonardo da Vinci
Making money is an art and working is an art and good business is the best art. – Andy Warhol
Labour was the first price, the original purchase - money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labour, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased. - Adam Smith
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. - Will Roges
Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter. - Francis Bacon
I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid. - John Gotti
